Fart Soundboard: 53 Sounds, Free to Play

What this page covers

A fart soundboard is a page of one-shot sound effects you press instead of describing. This one collects the flatulent end of that genre: short clips, mostly under four seconds, that land a joke in a voice chat faster than typing it could. Nothing here needs an account, a download or a plugin — you press a button, the browser plays the clip, the call keeps going.

The board is organised so you can find a sound without auditioning forty of them. Every clip has a title that says what it sounds like, the table below lists them in one pass, and the page is built to stay usable on a phone held in one hand during a call. If you came here from a search for one specific noise, the table is the fastest route; if you are browsing, start with the five or six clips described further down and work outward from there.

Every sound on this board

The table below is the board itself. It is sorted by title so the same sound does not move around between visits, and duplicate titles are collapsed: two uploads of the same joke are one row, not two, because a list that repeats itself is a list you stop reading.

How to play a sound

Press the button once. The clip plays from the start, so a second press restarts rather than layering two copies of the same noise on top of each other — layering is funny exactly once and annoying immediately after.

On a phone, the audio still routes through the media channel, which means the volume rocker works and silent mode still silences it. On a laptop, the browser tab has to be the active tab on some setups before audio is allowed; if a press looks like it did nothing, click once anywhere on the page and try again.

If you are in a voice call, share the tab or route the browser through your virtual audio device. The clips are short enough that screen-share audio latency does not usually matter, but it does mean the other people in the call hear the sound a beat after you do.

Picking the right sound for the moment

The clips fall into rough families, and picking within a family is most of the joke.

Dry, short clips are the punctuation marks. They work when someone finishes a sentence and the silence afterwards is the punchline. If the clip runs longer than the pause it was supposed to fill, it stops being punctuation and becomes a monologue.

Wet, longer clips are the set pieces. They need a straight man — someone mid-sentence, ideally mid-serious-sentence — and they get less funny each time you use them in the same hour. Treat them as a once-a-session move.

Musical and rhythmic clips are the ones that survive repetition, because they are recognisable as a reference rather than as a bodily function. If you only learn three sounds on this board, learn one from each family: a short dry one, one long one you use sparingly, and one musical one you can use without clearing the room.

Using these sounds on Discord, OBS and mobile

Discord does not let a web page push audio into a voice channel, so the working setup is a browser source in OBS or a virtual cable that the browser plays into. Both are local, both are free, and both mean the audio is yours to route rather than something a platform has to permit.

On mobile the browser plays into the phone's media output, which is enough for a group of people in the same room and not enough for a call, unless you are on speaker. That is a limitation of the device, not of the page, and pretending otherwise would just produce a support question.

For streams, add the page as a browser source with audio monitoring on. Keep the source muted in the scene collection until you press something, or the browser's own notification sounds will end up in the recording.

Questions people ask

Do I need an account? No. There is no login, no save-to-board feature behind a wall, and no email capture. The page plays sounds and that is the whole product.

Can I use these sounds in a video or a stream? The page does not claim ownership of the audio. If you are publishing something commercial, check the source of the specific clip you used; a sound effect being on a public soundboard is not a licence.

Why do some clips sound quiet next to others? Because they were recorded at different levels and normalising them would flatten the difference between a distant rumble and a close one. The volume slider is the correct tool for that, and it is faster than us guessing.

What happens if a sound does not play? Almost always the browser is waiting for a user gesture on the page. Click once, then press the button again. If it still fails, the clip is missing from the library and the table is the honest record of what exists.

How this list is built

Titles are collected as they are, not rewritten into marketing copy. When two entries describe the same noise, they collapse into one row and the count in the prose is the count in the table — a number nobody can reconcile with the page is worse than no number.

What this page does not claim: it does not own the audio, it does not promise the clips are cleared for commercial use, and it does not pretend a four-second joke is a curated sound design library. It is a board of short, loud, mostly stupid sounds, sorted so you can find one in a hurry.